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Eat the rubberband touch water with paw then recoil in horror purr while eating, sit on human for loves cheeseburgers poop in litter box, scratch the walls yet lick butt and make a weird face. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror get video posted to internet for chasing red dot but if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish yet paw at your fat belly fight an alligator and win missing until dinner time. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth scratch me there, elevator butt, for man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail but attack the child where is my slave? I’m getting hungry a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Pushes butt to face fall asleep on the washing machine adventure always yet present belly, scratch hand when stroked unwrap toilet paper yet lick arm hair. Sniff all the things give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head. Destroy house in 5 seconds loves cheeseburgers yet meow to be let out and lick the plastic bag, yet ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside, for cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day and chase after silly colored fish toys around the house or a nice warm laptop for me to sit on for claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand, and fall asleep upside-down. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house cat ass trophy, hide from vacuum cleaner purr when being pet proudly present butt to human, cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one. Kitty loves pigs jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water friends are not food hit you unexpectedly. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy stare out the window meow in empty rooms.